Website Scrub: Why You Need Your Copy Washed!
Attention Website Owners
I have to tell you, you people can’t write. I’ve been through hundreds of websites promoting this site and seen thousands of errors. There’s nothing wrong with using idiomatic English; it’s blatant, embarrassing errors that I’m complaining about. It’s sloppy. It reflects badly on you. Stop it.
Make your teachers proud. Click here now.
You haven’t clicked yet?? Do I need to explain? Bad grammar = lost sales. It’s true.
It’s just human nature; we believe – consciously or not – that lack of language skill means you are unintelligent and probably unreliable. It’s also a fact we all have different skills – yours may not be language. This no different than being unskilled at math, plumbing, electricity, programming…for pity sakes, call a professional.
Why translation programs don’t work!
Ahhhh, you used a translator, so everything must be fine, right? Your site is the worst of all! Don’t believe me? Copy and paste this page into your translation program and translate it into your native language. Translation programs are a raw beginning. They cannot create idiomatically correct, dynamic copy, even if the input is brilliant.
Lucky you…this is an easy problem to fix – and I’m sorry to say, I’m cheap. If you’re snickering, you’ve just learned why grammar matters. Click here for prices.
